draft 5: How to make weed coffee creamer
I’ve always thought it be fun to have weed coffee creamer so that you can wake and bake. I realized the other day that I am an inventor, and can just make the things I want. So here I give you: Weed coffee creamer. 💝
Ingredients
- Heavy Cream (The big one you can buy at the store)
- Weed (About one full grinders worth)
Steps
1. Decarb your Weed
a. Dump about one full grinders worth of Weed onto a flat surface
b. Put in Oven
c. Turn Oven to ~300º
d. Leave in oven until you can really smell it in your apartment and are starting to worry that your neighbors might also smell it
2. Go back to the store because the first heavy cream you bought had gone bad already
3. Mix Weed & Heavy Cream over a low heat
a. Put Heavy Cream into a sauce pan
b. Turn stove on VERY LOW
c. Mix Weed into cream
d. (optional) Mix a bit of flour in to the cream to help it not curdle
e. Stir as often as you remember
f. Leave this until it starts to smell like popcorn in your office (if it smells like burnt popcorn you have gone too far)
Photos
1. Decarb your Weed
i didn't write that on the stop sign, but it definitely seems like something i would do
2. Go back to the store because the first heavy cream you bought had gone bad already
3. Mix Weed & Heavy Cream over a low heat
